Under a very good meeting women this weekend, where tequila raspberry were the kings of the night (And Celia Punk - Vidal! By God if this man is so ugly!), came the inevitable question of guachominos the -endangered species at the last count of the 3 royal night- and their own myths, such that they have created, but strangely not meet ...
"The man whenever he can, when she wants "
That's" when you can "does not mean" always "be given the pass, but:
1. You can when they are not giving a football game on TV
- love, you who saw the criminal mind? only follow- criminal
2. When your favorite team can not dispute an important final during the coming week
-is that these conchetu ... I have stressed, I can not concentrate on anything-
3. You can if you're not taken
-nod sed fart pass over me for no seee! -
4. You can if you have had a week
-rested as if they were no longer throw
...- 5. You can if you are stressed about work
-thinking because if you eat paste, paste sleep thinking is logical thinking to throw the sticks too,
6. You can if you had a vacation in the last year
-how inconsiderate I asked efforts-sizes
7. You can if you do not have demanded in the previous 24 hours
- "and you do not cansai" never? "- (that was remarkable! Haha)
8. You can if it was not traumatized because of the ex
-it's like to be 3 in a bed, too uncomfortable unless one has proposed a ménage à trois-
9. You can if the stars and planets have been configured in the dial-
perfect and our favor, of course.
10. Finally, you can if you walk with a vengeance.
In contrast, women want:
ALWAYS give us algo bueno a cambio
(Nota de Isolda: Cualquier similitud con la realidad, me niego a creer que es coincidencia)
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