Friday, February 22, 2008

Gum Hurts Months After Extraction

De Guanacos Superados y un Cuarto de Siglo

Mom is the least mystical there, challenges me when I tell him I penaron at night because she says ghosts do not exist or when I explain that I am indigo child, tells me that the "children of color" are pure inventions.
But o p it the theme of overcoming is super important and insists that all may do so at some point in their life. And I found him right. Because

February 14, although some do not understand that I laughed a lot with the topic, I received an invitation from "Barsa" to spend with him. And so I learned that even the "Barca" could surpass himself : leaving aside the girlfriend in the "day of love" and inviting me out. And last but not least, later called the "Bipolar " for the same . Because as I told a friend this guachón I should ask moon calendar to see when walking good as suitcase and ready to go. The point is that the 14 walking good and I loved the new . But very consciously
said no to the two invitations and I had pork with single pure who got together to talk without giving gifts or anything. Although the premises were re fome and karaoke was a myth , we could say we saw Carlos Pinto . Although it is not true. But almost . Just practice how we would be frozen if it appeared in a cloud of smoke ...

I too have often exceeded As when I changed school for the first and only time, and was a little chukar with a girl I had bad since I saw it. And that the felt real envy taking just 10 years because she was the eternal mate that everyone hates, but it was such a good student, no one said anything to give it their notebooks. In contrast to challenged me in class, but of course I was president when I first arrived. And so we went . The issue is that we did queuing outside the room and put me behind her to bother pure. I told him that advance and she pretended not to hear me. One day he told me angry "Push me." And I heard clarito "Spit" .
And as I have always been obedient, the spat.
She ran to the bathroom and when I said the theme was "push me" , I had to go apologize. My friends got me after Cote "Guanaco" Arriagada and why was the only time someone spat. I think I like the precedent of the penguin march against guanacos. And I got over myself because of becoming the only girl that pulled in 5 th grade spitting, years later I became super friend mate. Pure improvement.

And I get over this weekend at last I am going on vacation . That after weeks thinking about whether I go or not, if I go two days or two weeks, that I'm going out now that there is so little for lessons, the work is finished: I take a week.
And I will go sunbathing with my new Brazilian bikini is coming . I look at the navel non.stop 7 days to find some new grace. I intoxicaré pirated dvd series rich eating and sleeping late. I mean, I get over levels of softness and languor never before known, but will have not a shred of shame.
So I'll be waiting my appointment on Monday with Elmer Figueroa , better known as Chayanne , of \u200b\u200bcourse. And put out my cell phone because no one will take off from the TV until he finished his presentation, he'll throw kisses at the screen, curse his wife, dance with "Torero" , I shall "Prove" and well, until the end. This

to prepare for my next existential crisis because back to meet my first quarter century . As the third of the way towards my retirement. Or half way to having grandchildren ... guachomina as too much for me.

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Thursday, February 14, 2008

Vinegar Test For Warts

Yo Odio a San Valentín

For 2004 there was a crazy summer love and all too well until he came to guachón return home. On 13 . And we had a movie dismissed as silly as those promises he came to live here and I vacation there. I never heard of him.

In 2005 carried out as 2 months with a guachón for this date. But I played the indifferent and he took it to heart. Too. Or there with Valentine's Day, or a tender message I got even.
And I joined my friends to strip the guachones. That Valentine pans, if I'm as happy. The week kicks.

Year 2006 was guachón-boyfriend and I jumped on one leg. Almost did not sleep last night because I was waiting for my heart-shaped balloons inflated with helium at the door of my house. And flowers just dawn, with a romantic message ill.
What?
Nothing!
Guachón anti fome and romantic! was agreed the previous day and left in a hurry to buy a stuffed animal. One more, and I do not remember what was that.
Macabro. With boyfriend, but ungallant not true. I began to fall ill Valentine.

Year 2007, with the same guachón. I had already told him that he had behaved ill to me on 14 sinister past. Deserved reward. To play if I wanted to get to the playoffs, that I deserved a Valentine's Day as people, as they show in movies.
Nothing.
If the people who are fome from the cradle, nothing to it. As I was on the beach came the weekend: a stuffed animal!. At that time I began to hate Valentine's Day. And in passing, Mr Village too.

Year 2008. Single whole while, but mine. Chao
bloomers if not strive, in the end is like having guachón years, with the difference that I have to spend on gifts that I own are worth. In other words, the maximum savings.
And I'm taking a group of guachominas , all too regal, friendly and burning. All night. And all guachones pelaremos . And will we get the language you all couples . Thus, a celebration against 14.
frentón I hate Valentine's Day.

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Friday, February 8, 2008

Ceremony Program Wording In Spanish

¡Tiembla Pirque!

Tomorrow I have a marriage. In other words, not civil it is today, but the celebration. A lunchtime. Plot Pirque. pool and bikini. I'm nervous:

Who goes to a marriage in a bikini!
La Cote, obviously. And yesterday

crazy to let a shop girl, explaining patterned bikini wanted , reduced here, but with strips here, anyway. I tried 20. Easy. Looked askance at the poor and grabs his head with both hands. When I chose the model said "And you do not have to glitter?" , so I looked like Hannibal in Silence of the Lambs. "It is for marriage" , I told him to convince because they obviously did not believe me, as I pulled indirect as it had to close up shop. I get scared

photos for posterity, where no one would say "Cote, how nice your dress!" but "And that bikini?" ... Although that would rope, how terrible would "Cote Hey, how are you going to the pool as well?" .
And I'm stressed. Today I get to wear it just to see how fishing the bridal bouquet bikini.

But I'm happy because I love marriages and this is very special because it's one of my cousins \u200b\u200b spoiled. And I've been to many and that reminds me movie "27 Dresses" and I will not come to that. I believe that we are well 10 by itself ... or 20 all burst.
the meantime, bikini parade, until I get used. Tremble
Pirque, here I come!


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