Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Do You Consume Calories From Using Chap Stick

Estamos Rodeadas, Vieja

I have repeated that phrase at least ten times on Saturday night. Guachomino who caught him the eye was gay.
At first I thought bias was mine, because truly men to dress well costs them and I saw them all with dignity taken Zara store. But no: They were all gay!

To make matters worse, not content with depriving me of a night as people passed by my side trampling my ego without even looking at me, while he was eyes to another guachón who was with me at the bar. That was also very mino , but fire had already asked and I lit the cigar with the same coquetry would a brother.
And the bartender made her eyes. Gay.

"We're surrounded, old" Guachi told my friend-funeral-faced as she tempted to laugh, told me what was going to depress me if they were those lost socks mines, while I was content watching me, because it's true and it comes from around the recommendation, we were too mines.

But just wanted to bury me .
I said I would stay at home locked up pending the completion of this trend, because could not even play "what Spiniak" Pendex if even walk with that bisexuality to the surface. Watching everything I delay arrangements, for a gay only asked me where I had bought my cute shirt!

had a huge grimace on his face and end opted for the healthy.
I agreed to dance with a gay despite guachón be zero target and also have zero chance, danced too well.

And I lost it when they played Madonna, because she ran on stage and then could not download more.

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Sunday, January 20, 2008

Rubbermaid Warehouse Mississauga

En Búsqueda del Don

When a child was playing tennis dry. So, dad is dry and fan, got to see her pussy eldest daughter had inherited the gift . And I, having tried other sports, I also thought: "This is mine!" so packed that started more than anyone, even weekends, there in the middle of the field dreaming of Wimbledon. Well, I do not know much, but just wanted to participate in tournaments and stuff.

The trouble is that grace me only lasted a year because I was blind right there. But the real blind and the Emerald onion in that TV series that gave many years in RedTV , Where he is crying all the protagonist who is in love with her sister and not because it is blind, but recovered vision in the last chapter and marry well.

The issue is that I "I made a Esmeralda and was blind, or saw nothing like a meter away, then let's hit the ball. Dad grabbed the few hairs that had , hysterical, thinking that her daughter had lost the gift and tired of giving me instructions, when the final point was that I saw only a yellow spot . And under those conditions, was healthier dodge to avoid a bruise on the face answer to achieve across the network.
And then the eye, very little practical, I recommended a few potos bottle, which obviously not served me or the style or to run very fast. After contact lenses that hardened with the dust and so pure problems. In the end, "I threw the racket" as professionals say, and never went back to temita.

This is a matter of joke in my house, because every time Dad is going to play tennis I remember I had the gift , that had it not been a "Esmeralda" today would super famous, traveling with a racket over his shoulder and would be the girlfriend of Fernando González , because of course no to him by the Chilean peso and that courtship with Argentina, but after seeing the commercial Hass , I bet I would have been Chile's new girlfriend .
Anyway ... The other day Dad caught me flying low and said that as he was now operadita of my cute little eyes and had 20/20 vision should play again. And I caught the bug .

Mom told me it was for Gonzalez , but I said no, es por el don .
Porque asumiendo que yo sufro de miles de síndromes –como del cantante incomprendido , el de Zamorano , el de la G uachomina Intimidante , el del Antílope y otros- es demasiado importante tener dones . Así como para compensar yo creo . Y hay que ser muy bestia para tenerlos y después perderlos. Y yo puedo ser muchas cosas, pero no bestia .

Lo único malo de todo esto es que papá tiene un muy mal concepto de los deportes . Porque es como los "Brothers pain" , or if there is no suffering, no exercise. I tell him is misguided, if well is to enjoy the grace paleteo, but he did not. If we play tennis has to be when they fall roasted pigeons, type 14.00 hours, at least play an hour without rest and without water.

And here I am now, preparing mentally for a game of tennis with Daddy . I nerviosona , I admit, also as I noticed that he had taken no exercise and he says it's because I'm too lazy. I say I'm dry, what happens is that my calorie-burning activities not appear in the Olympics . Dad looks ugly because it is extremely bad idea and I tell him to dance not give you medals. hundred points for me. He laughs and says that the court will see my physical condition. And I, if something I have little faith, my physical condition.

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Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Ketes Playground Beach

Cuestión de Peso

I must admit that when I saw the propaganda I found this program sick pathetic.
is, chubby people suffer, then why do the dance with a shirt that reminds you every day how much weight I found it appalling . And then be forced to weighed against all Chile on a giant scale ... more on top macabre! To make matters worse, all doctors and nutritionists that are on the panel have a pint anorexic. Or will the effect see the chubby side ... I do not know , but he painted for depressing the subject.

But obviously I saw just one chapter. And I carry these type programs reallity. In truth, I carry because I hooked , I always know the lives of all participants, suffer with them and I send messages from my TV like I hear. But with these chubby is worse, to me I have to mourn with their stories. Is that the size of the fat not see where to pee is a tail hair, next to a chubby girl who never kissed.
appalling legacy.

suffer me the whole program and if I'm eating, I stop to pull the side plate. And to show solidarity I think. And forget the candy and other things, if when I'm eating ice cream on the street I would hide the chubby. Not because I believe that they will remove me , as I said once, but because the program say that we should not tempt .

recently gave a special the most morbid morbid world. And I was coming to school starving and tired, so I sat down to eat in bed at night type 11. But when I saw him lying in his bed for years came multiple attack stopped eating while I told my mom that I never wanted to be morbidity, so do not let me eat anymore. Equally obvious that forced me, but I was doing wrong this a depression by eating, so I had to change the channel no more.

But back to "Question of Weight" , I remembered this program because I joined a friend-Guachi for lunch and this summer and bikinis , we did pass by the rich dishes and overturned by a "tuna to plate" . Well, my friend goes far more packed than I with the matter and told me she had her own "Question of Weight" in the house .

And I choked with lettuce imagining the guy in the weight .

But no, she else is involved and has to weigh every day. And I sympathize with my soul because I do not violate that could self-damage daily.
The funniest thing is that I realize that cast a week ago - your own contest! - because he had gained weight. And
went on vacation and would not eat anything more like, because I thought to go back to your program playoff ...

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Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Sereal Ovulation Calendar

2008 de Amarillo y Cantando

on 31 the whole family got together at the place of my cousin and my sister were re ready, put it turned on downloading music to dance all night. We arrived and there was the full production, is a thing of family seems. I was in charge of party favors and bags wearing hats, masks, bracelets light and so . But the house was beautiful and on top, in the court-well, the plot, were the tables, too decorated and ...
There he saw. white screen and a stereo, karaoke!
I must admit I had nerviosona the subject, but did as he spoke he glanced flirted all night karaoke. So, I have the problem of singer misunderstood, that it sings very well but the rest did not hear as well , but the urge to put my favorite song and sing it all the pork not take away from me.

After dinner, my uncle almost made us mourn them all, but softly. made a video with pictures but the real old and when the cameras were a bird and fired powder included. My grandparents and grandparents out, so I still do not know how were young, but then began to march in the photos my parents and uncles, in that time they were all royal and gallant (ja).
And my dad had hair!
mean, it's not like I did not know, if he knew he had gone somewhere and logically , but never saw him and did not think it was Chascón either, if Dad is young and broke. But it was Chascón and hence it seems that I took my rollers . My mom looked regal and I do not know how to follow the fashion discussed, though she seemed magazine cover of the new wave (And I threw the card!) also went out all the cousins \u200b\u200bin a few pints shouting "ochentenas ", which of worse, if I think that fortunately one better with age, but very nice memories.

But back to the subject of karaoke. As
rarely happens with me, I got to pray . But seriously, if you just turned on the computer people shouted -well now, my family "Cote Cote ", and I like that screams make me feel famous, but equally gave me stage fright .
Until the song came Chayanne. And they had to take half tables because if I say I rushed to the scene, little . More over a kilo above party favors and cables, was show. I even recorded! (I admit I was packed) And my uncle is threatening to sue if up on youtube, I do not want Unsharp so young.
Oh and I bought yellow underwear. I put it and is so cute , which I think will occupy the rest of the year as well.

received almost all the hugs he wanted , I joined with want most and we laugh to make micro-abdominal . I danced with my nephews , especially with Daniel , who insisted they take in their arms to follow in the footsteps of several sound. I do not know how we fell not, but still hear their laughter when he did turn .
hope it's true that the January 1 is a plan of what lies ahead for the year , because it was incredible.

Hello everyone! I hope you had a great New Year!

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