Bible Madgab Examples

Mitos del Hombre (parte I)

Under a very good meeting women this weekend, where tequila raspberry were the kings of the night (And Celia Punk - Vidal! By God if this man is so ugly!), came the inevitable question of guachominos the -endangered species at the last count of the 3 royal night- and their own myths, such that they have created, but strangely not meet ...

"The man whenever he can, when she wants "
That's" when you can "does not mean" always "be given the pass, but:

1. You can when they are not giving a football game on TV
- love, you who saw the criminal mind? only follow- criminal

2. When your favorite team can not dispute an important final during the coming week
-is that these conchetu ... I have stressed, I can not concentrate on anything-

3. You can if you're not taken
-nod sed fart pass over me for no seee! -

4. You can if you have had a week
-rested as if they were no longer throw

...- 5. You can if you are stressed about work
-thinking because if you eat paste, paste sleep thinking is logical thinking to throw the sticks too,

6. You can if you had a vacation in the last year
-how inconsiderate I asked efforts-sizes

7. You can if you do not have demanded in the previous 24 hours
- "and you do not cansai" never? "- (that was remarkable! Haha)

8. You can if it was not traumatized because of the ex
-it's like to be 3 in a bed, too uncomfortable unless one has proposed a ménage à trois-

9. You can if the stars and planets have been configured in the dial-
perfect and our favor, of course.

10. Finally, you can if you walk with a vengeance.


In contrast, women want:
ALWAYS give us algo bueno a cambio

(Nota de Isolda: Cualquier similitud con la realidad, me niego a creer que es coincidencia)

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Homemade Graduation Table Centerpieces

Mi Primer Choque... y de Mina!

Mi primer choque en la historia. Y un choque de mina más encima . No porque tengamos problemas de reflejos ni de rapidez, ni seamos más malas que los hombres manejando, sino porque usamos cartera . Y los hombres no.
Entonces una, que ve todos estos programas como “Aquí en Vivo” y “Policías en acción”, que es capaz de reconocer a los patos malos con sólo mirarlos, que se niega a bajarse en el metro Franklin después del reportaje of the bands that lurk there, leaving terrified every time he takes the car. Because not only on the runways assault, breaking windows with rocks and take the portfolios, but in every corner. So I, I give me brave, but first I run , I found nothing better than a very bad habit: putting the portfolio under my seat.
So when I came out the other day -shooting, I admit- to get my mom and my sister to labor, the portfolio automatically stopped there. And certainly misplaced. Kennedy then and beep-beep of thieves Costanera Norte, who say they spent when traffic jam and it is not , many cars passing truck and a fool as to 20 in Los Conquistadores. And, sometimes it is believed Schumag , forward ( like all the other no more ) and fierce encounters taco, then a drag, because I believe very Schumag but I'm not stupid and PUF.
It winds the heel of my boot in your wallet and only reached to touch the brake pedal. A second later successfully removed it and again to stop, but it had crashed.
more gil The accident of history!

And the first time a strong hits. Because in my other accidents had hit me, then it's like surprise! but not enough to do anything. Instead I saw here was going to crash, so I grabbed the wheel with both hands and closed my eyes . After Julio -owner of the crane- told me that this was a very bad habit because you have to keep them open all the time and if you crack the windshield and be dodging the glass. And I told him I was sick of turbid , if I was in shock still and pacing for the first time in a crane by James as to tell me I could have been tajeada for life.
Anyway. But worst of all, when I open my eyes, the first thing I did was check that it was whole. And he was, then I worry the poor that crossed my path and how would I sighed relieved that the man got more than your car. Until I began to fill with doodles. And I hit the hood of the car. And to me that the police charged me, I was tempted to call 133 thinking that this man would kill me if I fell. Because
for that we must be very beast . So, when I have run I got scared and that, but I guess people on purpose hits. But yes this gil and I cried so much, that I did not let up the car to the curb and to clear the cue that we were causing. And as good
man, when he saw his stupid car was not hurt, he calmed . Then she went to try to open my door that got stuck, I do not know how I got, I think the shock, and when he saw me said: "Just like your car was much more screwed up than mine."

And I felt like I was glad of that.

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Deglet Noor Dates Trees

Si Fuera Famosa, me Parecería a Mí Misma

I am convinced that I must have a common face to always tell me I look like someone . As a teacher, I am identical to her friend and in fact, called me by bigeye name, and that is confused. And luckily I'm good to get used to, because now I hear "Tamara" and lifted the shot view. And that my name is Maria José , just in case.
The other day at the premises of my grandpa, a gentleman simpaticón comes to greet me. Then he laughs and looks back at me. And the third glances, smiles when the subject seems to joke and I worry about not having a stain on the face, you wonder what's wrong and tells me "I find you familiar face."
"Ah yes, I say you I go out on TV ."

What is not true, I clarify, but I laugh a lot to say because several are hyperventilating with it, "remembering" what program I saw, as well as screening I guess that is not a story of cops and drug , for example. And believe me until I or with whom you start to laugh, of course, because the other day Dad gave me away with the gentleman who put petrol in the car, which gave that had seen me somewhere and I go on with I had seen in a commercial.
Or like the gentleman that day, who was laughing all Cocorocos and say "Nooo, really be on TV?" and for me that's the most fun there because what I am tempted to laugh, stand it is very difficult, especially considering why get so excited, "if I go on TV asked me autograph?. "Yes, I go on TV."
"Oh ya, tell me all excited," on TVN? "
" Nooooo -there and I long to laugh ( if I'm funny, no lying ) - TVN not work. "
But he corrected me: "did not say that, I said" Infidels. "
And I did not find the subject so funny because I came from work, looking for my cousin to take him to the cinema to watch '31 minutes', two-piece suit and in truth, although I have a soul youth and baby face, as I dress as large , then how can a guy compared to girls who come in baseball throughout the program? There
understood why mischievous laughter and all that.

It's like my grandmother's sister , which ultimately has almost 100 years and the only one agrees, more or less well, is my grandmother. And always calls but those calls are symbolic, as long-distance business, because what is more deaf the other and even get angry about things that will surely be invented. Son súper chistosas y eso que yo las ayudo a que se comuniquen y tomo los recados, pero verlas es de lo mejor.
Además mi abuelita como que la ‘pela’ , yo escucho a la tía hablando del otro lado del teléfono mientras ella me hace signos de que su hermana habla puras cabezas de pescado . En realidad, mi abuelita le pega 3 patadas a la viejita de años dorados, es mucho más entretenida.

El tema es que además de eso, la tía abuela tiene mala memoria . Es una forma delicada de decir que no se acuerda de nada más que de su nombre y el de su hermana, claro, entonces un día yo, esmeradísima, se me ocurrió armarle el árbol family while waiting for my grandmother would reply. So I started to dictate the outpouring of children, grandchildren and nephews to be made to the idea, but Aunt was worried about me and no one was talking so much time and less so strong, because I " I understand clarito ".
And I asked what I do and I say I'm a journalist. "My dear, how good, what channel is working?" , which makes me laugh because for the grandparents, you're a journalist if you work on TV or in the newspaper no more, I have mono again explaining to the mine the subject of advice and I gave up two years ago. Less was going to explain to the aunt who, more over, I knew it would just hang me forget .
So I said yes, at 7. "In the news, my child?" . Yes Grandma, on the news. "Good, I just see that" . Really? The other week I send greetings ...

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Remote Host Said 554 5.5.0

La Joyita v/s El Mati

The Joyita , the car, left us last week.
The truth is that his departure was seen coming, as when he left the window open passenger full season in the 30 º in the shade . And I remembered the joke about Coco Legrand which laughed at Flaites cuicos be created with the windows go up, hot shit, pretending to have air conditioning.
Well, I walked so, without air and enclosed , but because the glass once down, not back up. And after taking care to stay Joyita an hour in the parking while mom went to the supermarket, because I happened to open the window, I preferred asarme suffocating heat and go thereafter.

Or we could say goodbye began two months before even , when it was impossible to re-open the driver's door from inside the car. Get off the glass and open the outside. That the end is super chori because it's like you opened the door gallantly super car every day.
But one .
died But now seriously, shattered the water pump and melts the shot. Not to mention that I saw as mom the other day he climbed one of those things that divide concrete tracks in the street. And we were almost stranded. The

Matthias change is my dog. He was born when I had everything against him because both parents were dry and competed, pure pedigree and were registered over the top. The problem is that they were of different races. But contrary to the love you can not do anything, so the detail that the dog measured 3 times that measured puppy was something that solved the efforts parents some boxes used as staircase. And so was born the Matías with other 7 puppies, all very nice, but the race wasting millions .
The issue is that Matthew, in the house that we had before, Indiana Jones thought was lost in the backyard, he grew his hair to have dreadlocks, had an affair with all female dogs in the neighborhood. In short, everything a lover of the family no longer .
Until we change our home.

And I began to look ugly the dog, because even though I insist that their parents are very thin, the mixture is not nothing. And here you pass pure dog collars and babysitters bacanes own to make it grimaces. I do not know if it was all that or what, but at that time Matias started to get gay. And look at the puppies. And do other things that I will not here, because it gives me something even when I have to stop to chase another dog quiet.
also became " a Esmeralda" and was also blind . It is the only dog on the block that can activate car alarms 4 in one ride: it hits the door to cross the street.
same is entertaining when I say I will walk and, instead of out the door, is perched on a couch.
And it's not so entertaining when walking rather than hit a light pole .

The vet said it well maintained, could last for years. And to me what makes me scared is that given a closed Tec blow to both, because I can not imagine the Matías connected as a vegetable either.
According to the father, Matias also leave us any minute . Just as Joyita . And I asked what where going to leave, as if I knew something like a nursing dogs ... or we Poddle put a toy to make the guide.

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Chopper X Nami X Nico Robin

No Estaba Muerta...

But it did not feel like writing. And the other day my number one fans, I never post, but then do not hesitate to reproach me two weeks ago not write , chided me that why I did not. And I said that I had not been anything worth to tell.
What is not so certain , because I went to school, I have more new partners, I met two years ago could not see and I went to a couple of good parties. Especially the post-santo Saturday in which I had to distort my identity , because all I drew were dancing "almost medical" , "almost engineer" , "almost sociologist" and so on. And I
I first raised the spirits have attracts youthful face sub-25 ... until I felt old saying that it was journalist 3 years ago and now I'm almost lawyer. So not to scold me with my moral, in turn said he was studying journalism or law. Depending on the boy. And I felt like Dorian Grey because nobody can say who is 21 , being in fact carrying a quarter-century and to create more top .

few months ago also work Providence, which is most chori because I have almost next to the U. And much closer to my house. In fact, has many nice restaurants for lunch , but never go because not as alone. is a potential market untapped , but winks at me every day. So the shot, if someone tell me lunch here. also has thousands of local happy hours and such other have been . Not because it is alcohol and if you can make one, but because for too many guests HH.

But what surprises me most is the amount of Krishnas that lying around. The worst thing is that I fall really well because before, my friends were fans of soybean patties and thus forcing me to go to a Hare Krishna to eat.
And I'm slick, I know the only soy sauce is the wantan , I refused to imagine what had those turnovers inside, while they starved ate, but I was amused to see the rites of the Krishnas are the most fun, and with music.
The issue is that Providence will put many of them, every day, from Pedro de Valdivia and Los Leones. Although I have no very clear what they do, I'd say pick new members . And to me like they always grab me to give me advice of religiosity, what led me to think that I have and Pecora sinful face, but so very bad . But like I that it will refuse to the grave, lay face'm in a hurry and run away from them.

But today I could not . I used to think my zig Zage and were waiting for me, because between two me were the prime. One is me -and- leader and asks me if I have a minute, while I watch with the face of circumstances if at the end, I had stopped. Then I asked for my emotional life, my existential problems and stuff .


" Guachón, do you have time? What happens is that I am at least spiritual there, I have problems with consumerism and come to pay a bill of Falabella, actually. And though I dream of the day I die in San Pedro is looking cotillion me up there, I have a serious suspicion that will not get ... The truth is that a friend asked me days if not through the legs feel hot boiler Satan and another friend assures me that I will be VIP hell. In other words, it is macabre. There are also people who hate me when I've always tried to be friendly with everyone, not counting those guachones that are able to recruit black magic to attack and in truth, I've never been so bad as to deserve it. Do you do something for that? "

And the poor guachón krishna was pale in the middle of his orange robe meters, I believe to the core repented for his brilliant idea to stand in the middle of the street.
And I after reading an instructional how to communicate with your "inner self" "I almost threw up when I finished my speech without saying anything," 'm thinking that if they have a good supply of religiosity and heal my karma, I also orange might look good.



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Difference Between Herpes And Folliculitis

Porque la Cote NO Debe Jugar Tenis

[This story had already begun HERE]
I can say that is very close to the recommendation, but I was regia in my white sports taken. I looked in the mirror of the dressing room and thinking that I wish I discovered today, because after the Pancora Burned other day, now I have a tan fascinating. And so thousands of courtship myself when I listen to my couch screaming for me to worry.

14.01: "Dad, heat makes sick, eh?" . But Dad is in trance, sees in his mind a bookmark where I crushes on September 3. It forces me to preheat.

14.05: I tell you it is very warm , if they 45 ° clay. I wonder if I can drink water and I said no.

14.10: First paddles. smile with satisfaction and I congratulate myself, think I have the gift aún . Papá se entusiasma y me tira dos que me hacen correr a la red. Pienso que debería rebajar mi dosis de cigarro diaria.

14.15: Prometo dejar de fumar . Tengo el pulmón en la mano, papá corre como quinceañero y yo lo único que intento recordar es el número de la Help .

14.20: Le admito a papá que “quiero puro morirme” . Me dice que es la curva del esfuerzo y me da toda una explicación científica sobre el deporte que no comprendo. Mis neuronas está mentalizadas en mantenerme de pie . Pienso que mi estado físico is depressing.

14.22: Dad tells me that my physical condition is depressing . I would argue that just because I dance all night and all my activities and games and never die, if tennis at this time is macabre. He laughs and throws me a long. I do as I run, but half yelled "long" . He responds "lazy" .

14.30: I have wanted to call Mom to sue father of domestic violence. This is thriller, I think I die at any time result of a lightning strike.

14.35: I console myself that had no children but left a rabbit , not planted a tree, but I killed 4 floors of the office, not wrote a book, but I have a blog .

14.36: I challenge myself for thinking such nonsense and I blame the heat.

14.45: Miro the field side and two seniors are side by side. envy them and wish them death. Not so much, but wanted to see them roll and get red. In my short white or tracks ...

14.55: Finish the game . Dad tells me pussy-as if I had not been there- I was beaten on the court and not remember how many points you must .

I asked when I return to play with him and me, like I like Gonzalez stopped a while ago.

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Gum Hurts Months After Extraction

De Guanacos Superados y un Cuarto de Siglo

Mom is the least mystical there, challenges me when I tell him I penaron at night because she says ghosts do not exist or when I explain that I am indigo child, tells me that the "children of color" are pure inventions.
But o p it the theme of overcoming is super important and insists that all may do so at some point in their life. And I found him right. Because

February 14, although some do not understand that I laughed a lot with the topic, I received an invitation from "Barsa" to spend with him. And so I learned that even the "Barca" could surpass himself : leaving aside the girlfriend in the "day of love" and inviting me out. And last but not least, later called the "Bipolar " for the same . Because as I told a friend this guachón I should ask moon calendar to see when walking good as suitcase and ready to go. The point is that the 14 walking good and I loved the new . But very consciously
said no to the two invitations and I had pork with single pure who got together to talk without giving gifts or anything. Although the premises were re fome and karaoke was a myth , we could say we saw Carlos Pinto . Although it is not true. But almost . Just practice how we would be frozen if it appeared in a cloud of smoke ...

I too have often exceeded As when I changed school for the first and only time, and was a little chukar with a girl I had bad since I saw it. And that the felt real envy taking just 10 years because she was the eternal mate that everyone hates, but it was such a good student, no one said anything to give it their notebooks. In contrast to challenged me in class, but of course I was president when I first arrived. And so we went . The issue is that we did queuing outside the room and put me behind her to bother pure. I told him that advance and she pretended not to hear me. One day he told me angry "Push me." And I heard clarito "Spit" .
And as I have always been obedient, the spat.
She ran to the bathroom and when I said the theme was "push me" , I had to go apologize. My friends got me after Cote "Guanaco" Arriagada and why was the only time someone spat. I think I like the precedent of the penguin march against guanacos. And I got over myself because of becoming the only girl that pulled in 5 th grade spitting, years later I became super friend mate. Pure improvement.

And I get over this weekend at last I am going on vacation . That after weeks thinking about whether I go or not, if I go two days or two weeks, that I'm going out now that there is so little for lessons, the work is finished: I take a week.
And I will go sunbathing with my new Brazilian bikini is coming . I look at the navel non.stop 7 days to find some new grace. I intoxicaré pirated dvd series rich eating and sleeping late. I mean, I get over levels of softness and languor never before known, but will have not a shred of shame.
So I'll be waiting my appointment on Monday with Elmer Figueroa , better known as Chayanne , of \u200b\u200bcourse. And put out my cell phone because no one will take off from the TV until he finished his presentation, he'll throw kisses at the screen, curse his wife, dance with "Torero" , I shall "Prove" and well, until the end. This

to prepare for my next existential crisis because back to meet my first quarter century . As the third of the way towards my retirement. Or half way to having grandchildren ... guachomina as too much for me.

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Vinegar Test For Warts

Yo Odio a San Valentín

For 2004 there was a crazy summer love and all too well until he came to guachón return home. On 13 . And we had a movie dismissed as silly as those promises he came to live here and I vacation there. I never heard of him.

In 2005 carried out as 2 months with a guachón for this date. But I played the indifferent and he took it to heart. Too. Or there with Valentine's Day, or a tender message I got even.
And I joined my friends to strip the guachones. That Valentine pans, if I'm as happy. The week kicks.

Year 2006 was guachón-boyfriend and I jumped on one leg. Almost did not sleep last night because I was waiting for my heart-shaped balloons inflated with helium at the door of my house. And flowers just dawn, with a romantic message ill.
What?
Nothing!
Guachón anti fome and romantic! was agreed the previous day and left in a hurry to buy a stuffed animal. One more, and I do not remember what was that.
Macabro. With boyfriend, but ungallant not true. I began to fall ill Valentine.

Year 2007, with the same guachón. I had already told him that he had behaved ill to me on 14 sinister past. Deserved reward. To play if I wanted to get to the playoffs, that I deserved a Valentine's Day as people, as they show in movies.
Nothing.
If the people who are fome from the cradle, nothing to it. As I was on the beach came the weekend: a stuffed animal!. At that time I began to hate Valentine's Day. And in passing, Mr Village too.

Year 2008. Single whole while, but mine. Chao
bloomers if not strive, in the end is like having guachón years, with the difference that I have to spend on gifts that I own are worth. In other words, the maximum savings.
And I'm taking a group of guachominas , all too regal, friendly and burning. All night. And all guachones pelaremos . And will we get the language you all couples . Thus, a celebration against 14.
frentón I hate Valentine's Day.

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Ceremony Program Wording In Spanish

¡Tiembla Pirque!

Tomorrow I have a marriage. In other words, not civil it is today, but the celebration. A lunchtime. Plot Pirque. pool and bikini. I'm nervous:

Who goes to a marriage in a bikini!
La Cote, obviously. And yesterday

crazy to let a shop girl, explaining patterned bikini wanted , reduced here, but with strips here, anyway. I tried 20. Easy. Looked askance at the poor and grabs his head with both hands. When I chose the model said "And you do not have to glitter?" , so I looked like Hannibal in Silence of the Lambs. "It is for marriage" , I told him to convince because they obviously did not believe me, as I pulled indirect as it had to close up shop. I get scared

photos for posterity, where no one would say "Cote, how nice your dress!" but "And that bikini?" ... Although that would rope, how terrible would "Cote Hey, how are you going to the pool as well?" .
And I'm stressed. Today I get to wear it just to see how fishing the bridal bouquet bikini.

But I'm happy because I love marriages and this is very special because it's one of my cousins \u200b\u200b spoiled. And I've been to many and that reminds me movie "27 Dresses" and I will not come to that. I believe that we are well 10 by itself ... or 20 all burst.
the meantime, bikini parade, until I get used. Tremble
Pirque, here I come!

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Do You Consume Calories From Using Chap Stick

Estamos Rodeadas, Vieja

I have repeated that phrase at least ten times on Saturday night. Guachomino who caught him the eye was gay.
At first I thought bias was mine, because truly men to dress well costs them and I saw them all with dignity taken Zara store. But no: They were all gay!

To make matters worse, not content with depriving me of a night as people passed by my side trampling my ego without even looking at me, while he was eyes to another guachón who was with me at the bar. That was also very mino , but fire had already asked and I lit the cigar with the same coquetry would a brother.
And the bartender made her eyes. Gay.

"We're surrounded, old" Guachi told my friend-funeral-faced as she tempted to laugh, told me what was going to depress me if they were those lost socks mines, while I was content watching me, because it's true and it comes from around the recommendation, we were too mines.

But just wanted to bury me .
I said I would stay at home locked up pending the completion of this trend, because could not even play "what Spiniak" Pendex if even walk with that bisexuality to the surface. Watching everything I delay arrangements, for a gay only asked me where I had bought my cute shirt!

had a huge grimace on his face and end opted for the healthy.
I agreed to dance with a gay despite guachón be zero target and also have zero chance, danced too well.

And I lost it when they played Madonna, because she ran on stage and then could not download more.

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Rubbermaid Warehouse Mississauga

En Búsqueda del Don

When a child was playing tennis dry. So, dad is dry and fan, got to see her pussy eldest daughter had inherited the gift . And I, having tried other sports, I also thought: "This is mine!" so packed that started more than anyone, even weekends, there in the middle of the field dreaming of Wimbledon. Well, I do not know much, but just wanted to participate in tournaments and stuff.

The trouble is that grace me only lasted a year because I was blind right there. But the real blind and the Emerald onion in that TV series that gave many years in RedTV , Where he is crying all the protagonist who is in love with her sister and not because it is blind, but recovered vision in the last chapter and marry well.

The issue is that I "I made a Esmeralda and was blind, or saw nothing like a meter away, then let's hit the ball. Dad grabbed the few hairs that had , hysterical, thinking that her daughter had lost the gift and tired of giving me instructions, when the final point was that I saw only a yellow spot . And under those conditions, was healthier dodge to avoid a bruise on the face answer to achieve across the network.
And then the eye, very little practical, I recommended a few potos bottle, which obviously not served me or the style or to run very fast. After contact lenses that hardened with the dust and so pure problems. In the end, "I threw the racket" as professionals say, and never went back to temita.

This is a matter of joke in my house, because every time Dad is going to play tennis I remember I had the gift , that had it not been a "Esmeralda" today would super famous, traveling with a racket over his shoulder and would be the girlfriend of Fernando González , because of course no to him by the Chilean peso and that courtship with Argentina, but after seeing the commercial Hass , I bet I would have been Chile's new girlfriend .
Anyway ... The other day Dad caught me flying low and said that as he was now operadita of my cute little eyes and had 20/20 vision should play again. And I caught the bug .

Mom told me it was for Gonzalez , but I said no, es por el don .
Porque asumiendo que yo sufro de miles de síndromes –como del cantante incomprendido , el de Zamorano , el de la G uachomina Intimidante , el del Antílope y otros- es demasiado importante tener dones . Así como para compensar yo creo . Y hay que ser muy bestia para tenerlos y después perderlos. Y yo puedo ser muchas cosas, pero no bestia .

Lo único malo de todo esto es que papá tiene un muy mal concepto de los deportes . Porque es como los "Brothers pain" , or if there is no suffering, no exercise. I tell him is misguided, if well is to enjoy the grace paleteo, but he did not. If we play tennis has to be when they fall roasted pigeons, type 14.00 hours, at least play an hour without rest and without water.

And here I am now, preparing mentally for a game of tennis with Daddy . I nerviosona , I admit, also as I noticed that he had taken no exercise and he says it's because I'm too lazy. I say I'm dry, what happens is that my calorie-burning activities not appear in the Olympics . Dad looks ugly because it is extremely bad idea and I tell him to dance not give you medals. hundred points for me. He laughs and says that the court will see my physical condition. And I, if something I have little faith, my physical condition.

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Ketes Playground Beach

Cuestión de Peso

I must admit that when I saw the propaganda I found this program sick pathetic.
is, chubby people suffer, then why do the dance with a shirt that reminds you every day how much weight I found it appalling . And then be forced to weighed against all Chile on a giant scale ... more on top macabre! To make matters worse, all doctors and nutritionists that are on the panel have a pint anorexic. Or will the effect see the chubby side ... I do not know , but he painted for depressing the subject.

But obviously I saw just one chapter. And I carry these type programs reallity. In truth, I carry because I hooked , I always know the lives of all participants, suffer with them and I send messages from my TV like I hear. But with these chubby is worse, to me I have to mourn with their stories. Is that the size of the fat not see where to pee is a tail hair, next to a chubby girl who never kissed.
appalling legacy.

suffer me the whole program and if I'm eating, I stop to pull the side plate. And to show solidarity I think. And forget the candy and other things, if when I'm eating ice cream on the street I would hide the chubby. Not because I believe that they will remove me , as I said once, but because the program say that we should not tempt .

recently gave a special the most morbid morbid world. And I was coming to school starving and tired, so I sat down to eat in bed at night type 11. But when I saw him lying in his bed for years came multiple attack stopped eating while I told my mom that I never wanted to be morbidity, so do not let me eat anymore. Equally obvious that forced me, but I was doing wrong this a depression by eating, so I had to change the channel no more.

But back to "Question of Weight" , I remembered this program because I joined a friend-Guachi for lunch and this summer and bikinis , we did pass by the rich dishes and overturned by a "tuna to plate" . Well, my friend goes far more packed than I with the matter and told me she had her own "Question of Weight" in the house .

And I choked with lettuce imagining the guy in the weight .

But no, she else is involved and has to weigh every day. And I sympathize with my soul because I do not violate that could self-damage daily.
The funniest thing is that I realize that cast a week ago - your own contest! - because he had gained weight. And
went on vacation and would not eat anything more like, because I thought to go back to your program playoff ...

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Sereal Ovulation Calendar

2008 de Amarillo y Cantando

on 31 the whole family got together at the place of my cousin and my sister were re ready, put it turned on downloading music to dance all night. We arrived and there was the full production, is a thing of family seems. I was in charge of party favors and bags wearing hats, masks, bracelets light and so . But the house was beautiful and on top, in the court-well, the plot, were the tables, too decorated and ...
There he saw. white screen and a stereo, karaoke!
I must admit I had nerviosona the subject, but did as he spoke he glanced flirted all night karaoke. So, I have the problem of singer misunderstood, that it sings very well but the rest did not hear as well , but the urge to put my favorite song and sing it all the pork not take away from me.

After dinner, my uncle almost made us mourn them all, but softly. made a video with pictures but the real old and when the cameras were a bird and fired powder included. My grandparents and grandparents out, so I still do not know how were young, but then began to march in the photos my parents and uncles, in that time they were all royal and gallant (ja).
And my dad had hair!
mean, it's not like I did not know, if he knew he had gone somewhere and logically , but never saw him and did not think it was Chascón either, if Dad is young and broke. But it was Chascón and hence it seems that I took my rollers . My mom looked regal and I do not know how to follow the fashion discussed, though she seemed magazine cover of the new wave (And I threw the card!) also went out all the cousins \u200b\u200bin a few pints shouting "ochentenas ", which of worse, if I think that fortunately one better with age, but very nice memories.

But back to the subject of karaoke. As
rarely happens with me, I got to pray . But seriously, if you just turned on the computer people shouted -well now, my family "Cote Cote ", and I like that screams make me feel famous, but equally gave me stage fright .
Until the song came Chayanne. And they had to take half tables because if I say I rushed to the scene, little . More over a kilo above party favors and cables, was show. I even recorded! (I admit I was packed) And my uncle is threatening to sue if up on youtube, I do not want Unsharp so young.
Oh and I bought yellow underwear. I put it and is so cute , which I think will occupy the rest of the year as well.

received almost all the hugs he wanted , I joined with want most and we laugh to make micro-abdominal . I danced with my nephews , especially with Daniel , who insisted they take in their arms to follow in the footsteps of several sound. I do not know how we fell not, but still hear their laughter when he did turn .
hope it's true that the January 1 is a plan of what lies ahead for the year , because it was incredible.

Hello everyone! I hope you had a great New Year!

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