Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Baby Papoose Elizabeth Knit

El Viejito vale Hongo, pero Yo me Creo Gurú

Because even though I did the leg to Father Christmas in my letter , nothing happened.
And when I expect to find a guachón with Chayanne's body, wearing only cellophane and waiting under the Christmas tree: NOTHING.
The old man is a super scam.

But besides that I think Guru . What Chimbarongo mentalist, or fasting or anything: With the catalog of "clinical cases " I found the truth of the Milanese . I went to lunch
"patio" number 2 and only agreed because I like to be invited, not because it is evil. I can only say that my analysis could not be more correct: If I were your girlfriend I'll shoot. Or I throw myself into the Mapocho , but embracing a cabinet 2 bodies . Something very dramatic anyway.

And I, like every day I like being single ...

But I feel The Real Guru - Pump trembles! - and to vindicate the guachones because I hate also write some of the things I like about them:

1. Leaving the stubble
Are there machines that leave the beard so long? Is that I do not like the style nor Osama "bus jar." That grown beard is too sexy and tickle the kiss. shot 10 points.
2. Hairy Guachón
But never monkeys, still I have nightmares about a TV series which saw Bastian Bodenhofer out of the pool: with a koala stuck in the back! Guacala, then I apply a wax, but a decent level look too manly.
3. Short hair
face it, guys are left with the short hair no more. At one guachón that looks good long hair is Camiroaga , but that's not beyond repair: is so very minority, who dresses like huaso and I'd marry him and of mino.
4. "Out of the Shower"
I must be very cloudy, but every time I see a wet hair guachón I spend the best of soap operas. So, I "I loved" Chayanne when he made a video clip with rain, should be around the track. I find it too sexy. 50 points .
5. Male Voice
Because there are few things more turn-offs that with "squeaky voice." Once I dated a guachón he opened his mouth and left me deaf. And I do not remember anything of what we say because I just thought where was the mute button . Macabre. But the male voice is sexy and cause until you sing a song by ear.

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Merry Christmas to all who pass through here!

And if like me, there came the gift asked the "fraud on legs" of Father Christmas, we go together to protest. And go to kidnap Rudolph next year.

Pd: Same received a gift "personal" beautiful for Christmas. exclusive Kisses for you!

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Friday, December 21, 2007

How Can I Get Rid Of Tophi

Querido Viejito Pascuero

Best we skip the lateral part of if I'm good or bad this year: no more I behaved. Although if you look to the side and comparing me to the famous Naty or rogue that made him to bed Michelle, I would humbly - I'm an angel with legs.
addition, you have not ask anything . I would say that as for 12 years, when I discovered that his colleague "Mr. Mouse Teeth" was more turbid than the old man was transferred funds to foreign bank, to find my molars lying in the yard . That terrible fact
Old Man, is that I started immediately suspicious of the entire guild "potion of children", so do not get letters from me since that time. Adding and subtracting: owes me lots of presents!
So here's my list, with a little advance so that does not exploit elves and can wrap it in time:

1. I want a secret admirer all descriptions that I mentioned here Old Man "because , several were offered, but in the end: " Na Na! " -
2. I want the winning numbers in Lotto . Because it seems to joke, I have the suspicion that I hold the office of Ahumada and never won Guaton millionaire!
3. I want to abduct a magazine editor coated paper and says it is a dry guachomina writing in this blog, so that gives me a weekly column and get paid for writing such nonsense.
4. want to cause a widespread outage my bank, which then lose all my history, my bills, my fingerprints and above all, turning my visa!
5. I want a theater director caught me on the street, cross to meet and finally I "discover" , because there will have reason to devote himself to acting.
6. I want to send me, hopefully guachón I send well wrapped sexy - you do not look like any of the descriptions I put here . Because Viejito , those on ... and I want a worthwhile !

That no more will be if the misses at the end ask for peace in the world , mine is pretty simple I think.

the record, I set up the Christmas tree yesterday, just to come and get my presents on 25 in the morning, eh?

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Friday, December 14, 2007

Gretchen Rossi In Bathing Suit

Esta Semanita...


had not been written because I started my two weeks reviews y eso me tiene con pocas horas de sueño en el cuerpo y lenta como yo sola. Pero en todo caso estoy feliz porque ya rendí los dos primeros y me fue bien. Tanto, que casi recuperé la confianza perdida , cuando aseguré que este semestre estaba más tonta que el anterior (ajaja).

Pero en el examen del día lunes vi una actitud muy siniestra: la del “chupa medias” . La verdad es que al lado de mi compañero, el “Espinita” del jappening es una alpargata . No supo contestar nada y el profesor, en un intento desesperado por lanzarle un salvavidas con preguntas de actualidad, he responded with phrases like "Ohh, I can not believe" ... "Is that so no one can, right?" ... "Uff, how will we get to these politicians."
And to me at first made me laugh, because I in place of the teacher, would have thrown a spit for speaking so ridiculous . Then he gave me embarrassed, thinking that "that" would possibly in the future, my colleague. And the final truth pique me, because the crazy got a good grade, not so clear as mine, uh- only to be "middle sucks!" These behaviors
go against my principles , or do I was born to one leg and at least one teacher, to compensate for what not studied. And that I'm sure my partner, so it's unattractive, looked better than I , which premiered a stunning dark circles to study both
night ... Ok, that was my defense student.

Nor had told me last week found a lop-eared bunny street. Yes, in the street, nobody believes me, but I was coming to my house and see him run, I call and stays with me. It was like love at first sight I think. So I brought him home. Dad suggested
leave it out to see if another kind soul picked it up, but we refuse mom. I was baptized as Thomas and is a rabbit love to me is, do racing and I languetea feet. Of course, when much love, it becomes hard to make my calf and well, that's not so funny. So I found the said "you like like a rabbit" is most ad hoc there. Now the poor are
"Threatened by Convivencia" yes, after you've made my bed and my sister in her personal bathroom. I almost died when I knew I had done in my favorite mini, but it is impossible not to forgive.

See, it's cute? How am I going to punish!


And yesterday I went to Central Station to buy gifts for the holiday season . It is inhuman that, I think 4 hours I was there, 3 were only to move from one shop to another. And there was no street, it was all street mall. most ridiculous thing I could think was trying to prove a walkie talkie , to which was away from the lady of the wayside shop about 3 meters. And when I got it, I thought it was easier to start with one, to come back to find the other. And she ended up giving me directions -yes, the walkie-talkie how to return to his shop because so many people I had lost.

But I also discovered something very funny . If anyone knew of its existence, do not tell me I was there two years ago that I pick, because I found it only yesterday. Outside the metro, there are two monuments of the hands of the jet set in concrete embodied Creole. Yes, as stars do in Hollywood, but they are of those who have participated to organize "Make a Wish." Very nice indeed.
Is it more funny? Lucho Jara's hands are very tiny (very cool is that to test if your hands fit in the "famous", but I admit that I did). The guachón of Camiroaga has the tremendous hands and placed it beside the Doggenweiler Karen, I think he would if he saw Faint, but I doubt you go there.
But by far the best are the hands of Marcelo de Cachureos . Because above all hands out a plaque that reads, for example, "Andrea Tessa, singer-songwriter" and thus, the name and profession. But yours says "Marcelo de Cachureos, host of TV." And if anything, in fact his name is "Hernandez" , but I think I should go to civil registry changes, because apart from Dad and I bet no one else knew.

PD1: Boys! Contributions to the Christmas campaign Paternitas received until Saturday, so to get the batteries!
Pd2: Greetings several all, back when I finish my exams!
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Thursday, December 6, 2007

Bath Pillow For Straight Sided Tub

¡Campaña Navideña Paternitas!

more than 10 years ago created the Foundation paternitas, who welcomes the children of parents who are in prison, who in most cases lose custody of their children and many others, have no one to leave.
few years ago with a group of friends visited the children, invented games and activities on weekends, with the idea to give back a little children often have removed -problems that are not their own - but made them mature in too much pain involved. Paternitas

makes an incredible job with the children . Les pursuit of education by inserting them into the few schools that receive give them a very warm home also worry about all meals and medical care. With all this looking
"Breaking the cycle of crime" , where they often are embedded and not likely to leave.
Paternitas Children are like all children we know, very intelligent and mature for his age. However, not lose the illusions of childhood as a Christmas present to receive .

So the Lulu's Club for the third consecutive year, has begun Christmas campaign to give a gift to all children in the foundation. This year we need these gifts:

For Children:
5 to 7 years: 9 gifts
8 to 10 years: 14 gifts
From 11 to 12: 14 gifts

For GIRLS:
5 to 7 years 8 gifts
8 to 10 years: 14 gifts
From 11 to 12: 11 gifts

are 70 gifts in total . They can work with this campaign delivering one of these gifts or giving money to the account that is on the page Club. Ideally, the gifts are between 3,000 and 4,000 pesos. The only motivation is to give to these children a nice Christmas as they dream of all .
I therefore invite all who come here to help us in this wonderful campaign, warning their friends too.

If you want to give gifts, just let me know by email that appears in my profile or through a post here that I can I go to remove without any problem. Hopefully many will be motivated with this and put the batteries soon, because we have the gifts before Christmas obviously.
not forget they are children like we have in our families and deserve a nice Christmas as we all want for our children.
is too easy to work and the rewards are immense.

PS: Thanks to my friends Andrés, Tania and July, already engaged with their gifts!

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Monday, December 3, 2007

Just A Couple Of Dots On Preganacy Test

Muy Chúcara

According my sister is very wrong for me to tell people who are chukar, because that term is for animals. A horse may be wild, a mule is really chukar and so on. No mother, for example.
mom is super But sometimes chukar. When challenged me and I did not move me, I say that comes to resemble So ugly Chucky of watching me. And I look uglier.
I tell if I find me in a dark alley , would booting. More chukar sets. But it is for little bit, but the rest of the time the mother is sweetest .

My neighbor really is too full time chukar. It has made life miserable since coming to the department. A hates me for I am sick of sympathetic .
She turned to Judaism to marry a Jew and as it was at the height of changes in passing advantage of changing the name also . Y él la dejó porque es enferma de neurótica y con una hija que tiene como mi edad y recién salió del colegio. Con abogado nos soplaron.
Y nos obliga a decirle Jael , que es como su nombre religioso, pero las cartas le llegan a nombre de Juana o algo así, muy chileno en todo caso.
Y yo para reírme le digo: “Juana, te llegó carta” y ella me gruñe. The real chúcara .

El sábado celebramos el cumple de papá , que en realidad está de cumpleaños mañana. La pasamos demasiado bien y el fotógrafo oficial nos sacó cientos de fotos demasiado entretenidas As when the forced everyone to look surprised and stuff. The only bad thing is that the official photographer is my favorite uncle who always gives me the photos as the next birthday, so I promise not to show them.
The thing is that we were too bound in birthday when the neighbor next door screaming and shouting at the gate . I got very angry because I load scream and tell me: a car was parked in the car out home and she could not enter or exit.

And my eyes lit: was the order of the neighboring chukar dad!

So told us to call the shot no more than an inspector to bring you a part . But the neighbor who is like super mystical prayer to Pachamama and all that I said no, because we would put together a mess. And I give it to dictate their rights, which was an outrage that he and officers to cover the entrance, so I paid my cell phone and call . At that point half birthday was on the street and I give you give that deserved a party.

And inspector arrived. He looked at the scene and giving it can take a part because more up later and was re was the Telethon and all that . Neighboring Mystic did not know what to do and I insisted that the inspector was a lack of respect, so ashamed to live in their neighborhood so they take him out no more, that if I was going to complain.
And he pulled it out. I laughed
alone and would have paid to see him face to Juana, alias Jael.

I'm going to hell, but I was happy.
Because chukar was not only a fool lucas part of 30, but we stuck to the glass. At the center of the windshield .
Because the inspector is "forgot" to put and we were afraid that lost it. Of pure good we are.
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