Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Deglet Noor Dates Trees

Si Fuera Famosa, me Parecería a Mí Misma

I am convinced that I must have a common face to always tell me I look like someone . As a teacher, I am identical to her friend and in fact, called me by bigeye name, and that is confused. And luckily I'm good to get used to, because now I hear "Tamara" and lifted the shot view. And that my name is Maria José , just in case.
The other day at the premises of my grandpa, a gentleman simpaticón comes to greet me. Then he laughs and looks back at me. And the third glances, smiles when the subject seems to joke and I worry about not having a stain on the face, you wonder what's wrong and tells me "I find you familiar face."
"Ah yes, I say you I go out on TV ."

What is not true, I clarify, but I laugh a lot to say because several are hyperventilating with it, "remembering" what program I saw, as well as screening I guess that is not a story of cops and drug , for example. And believe me until I or with whom you start to laugh, of course, because the other day Dad gave me away with the gentleman who put petrol in the car, which gave that had seen me somewhere and I go on with I had seen in a commercial.
Or like the gentleman that day, who was laughing all Cocorocos and say "Nooo, really be on TV?" and for me that's the most fun there because what I am tempted to laugh, stand it is very difficult, especially considering why get so excited, "if I go on TV asked me autograph?. "Yes, I go on TV."
"Oh ya, tell me all excited," on TVN? "
" Nooooo -there and I long to laugh ( if I'm funny, no lying ) - TVN not work. "
But he corrected me: "did not say that, I said" Infidels. "
And I did not find the subject so funny because I came from work, looking for my cousin to take him to the cinema to watch '31 minutes', two-piece suit and in truth, although I have a soul youth and baby face, as I dress as large , then how can a guy compared to girls who come in baseball throughout the program? There
understood why mischievous laughter and all that.

It's like my grandmother's sister , which ultimately has almost 100 years and the only one agrees, more or less well, is my grandmother. And always calls but those calls are symbolic, as long-distance business, because what is more deaf the other and even get angry about things that will surely be invented. Son súper chistosas y eso que yo las ayudo a que se comuniquen y tomo los recados, pero verlas es de lo mejor.
Además mi abuelita como que la ‘pela’ , yo escucho a la tía hablando del otro lado del teléfono mientras ella me hace signos de que su hermana habla puras cabezas de pescado . En realidad, mi abuelita le pega 3 patadas a la viejita de años dorados, es mucho más entretenida.

El tema es que además de eso, la tía abuela tiene mala memoria . Es una forma delicada de decir que no se acuerda de nada más que de su nombre y el de su hermana, claro, entonces un día yo, esmeradísima, se me ocurrió armarle el árbol family while waiting for my grandmother would reply. So I started to dictate the outpouring of children, grandchildren and nephews to be made to the idea, but Aunt was worried about me and no one was talking so much time and less so strong, because I " I understand clarito ".
And I asked what I do and I say I'm a journalist. "My dear, how good, what channel is working?" , which makes me laugh because for the grandparents, you're a journalist if you work on TV or in the newspaper no more, I have mono again explaining to the mine the subject of advice and I gave up two years ago. Less was going to explain to the aunt who, more over, I knew it would just hang me forget .
So I said yes, at 7. "In the news, my child?" . Yes Grandma, on the news. "Good, I just see that" . Really? The other week I send greetings ...


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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Remote Host Said 554 5.5.0

La Joyita v/s El Mati

The Joyita , the car, left us last week.
The truth is that his departure was seen coming, as when he left the window open passenger full season in the 30 º in the shade . And I remembered the joke about Coco Legrand which laughed at Flaites cuicos be created with the windows go up, hot shit, pretending to have air conditioning.
Well, I walked so, without air and enclosed , but because the glass once down, not back up. And after taking care to stay Joyita an hour in the parking while mom went to the supermarket, because I happened to open the window, I preferred asarme suffocating heat and go thereafter.

Or we could say goodbye began two months before even , when it was impossible to re-open the driver's door from inside the car. Get off the glass and open the outside. That the end is super chori because it's like you opened the door gallantly super car every day.
But one .
died But now seriously, shattered the water pump and melts the shot. Not to mention that I saw as mom the other day he climbed one of those things that divide concrete tracks in the street. And we were almost stranded. The

Matthias change is my dog. He was born when I had everything against him because both parents were dry and competed, pure pedigree and were registered over the top. The problem is that they were of different races. But contrary to the love you can not do anything, so the detail that the dog measured 3 times that measured puppy was something that solved the efforts parents some boxes used as staircase. And so was born the Matías with other 7 puppies, all very nice, but the race wasting millions .
The issue is that Matthew, in the house that we had before, Indiana Jones thought was lost in the backyard, he grew his hair to have dreadlocks, had an affair with all female dogs in the neighborhood. In short, everything a lover of the family no longer .
Until we change our home.

And I began to look ugly the dog, because even though I insist that their parents are very thin, the mixture is not nothing. And here you pass pure dog collars and babysitters bacanes own to make it grimaces. I do not know if it was all that or what, but at that time Matias started to get gay. And look at the puppies. And do other things that I will not here, because it gives me something even when I have to stop to chase another dog quiet.
also became " a Esmeralda" and was also blind . It is the only dog on the block that can activate car alarms 4 in one ride: it hits the door to cross the street.
same is entertaining when I say I will walk and, instead of out the door, is perched on a couch.
And it's not so entertaining when walking rather than hit a light pole .

The vet said it well maintained, could last for years. And to me what makes me scared is that given a closed Tec blow to both, because I can not imagine the Matías connected as a vegetable either.
According to the father, Matias also leave us any minute . Just as Joyita . And I asked what where going to leave, as if I knew something like a nursing dogs ... or we Poddle put a toy to make the guide.

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