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Yo me Creía Schumacher

I love driving.
The only way that I make him remove is the center of Santiago because pedestrians have this phenomenon of "sheep" that when one crosses all follow him! regardless if they are red or not. More over in the streets of downtown as they believe that everything is crosswalk and odd: why there are traffic lights!
But they do not come and throw and I was thousand times herself in the middle of the street because I gave the red light and pedestrians, all tender, walking ...

Once a lady yelled at me the tremendous doodle for having been there in the middle and hit me car. Ultra aggressive . And I got the glass and shouted: "buy a car, perica."
macabre revenge was my and asked San Pedro to close his eyes, because I saw him throwing Sky kick. But as I joined a thousand points , because nobody nobody scribbles hits "La Joyita".

"La Joyita" is the car. We do not know how to walk all the time even if you give it a few attacks as if to go to the cemetery pappus, so we treat it with great care to not leave us in corduroy. And when we parked dad does as he puts alarm to alert the poor ducks. And that has no alarm .

I say that if someone comes to steal "La Joyita" , will give you pain and will most likely leave us silver above

car ... I went to look for Mom to work and as you go gives me fright co-pilot. Just feel it crosses the belt. I tell him it's scary sick if nothing happens, but every now and then I said to slow down a bit .
He indicated the speed at which I and then the signage, we walk more coordinated than ever. I look ugly and on.
Will you hurry? No. Then why so fast. Mom, it's like I'm like Schumacher, I love speed and I can not walk slow. And who is Schumacher. Mom, if you know who he is. Ya, but he competes and he paid for it, you do not.
point for her. Brake a little.

But yesterday I pique.

an old lady spent 90 years as bolide check beside me in a tremendous car. So great that even "La Joyita" was offended. Schumacher I had gone to pots , defeated the protagonist of "The Golden Years."

And I'm sure the old me stuck out his tongue when he passed beside me cracked.

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Casos Clínicos

A friend asked me how my search guachón ideal. I told him bad, because I have had to meet each "patio" , I'm seriously thinking about going a hill to meditate and be like Buddha .
still do not believe me? Look with what kind of guachones we guachominas the poor daily:

1. The "image is everything": When we met was to stop "I'm polite, without rolls and bohemian . Features which are the minimum that one expects from a thirty-something guy with work and living alone.
The problem? That three features only the last was true . What's gallant was removed after the second ... appointment? In the following the subject was "unrecognizable" .
Analysis: should complain to Sernac for misleading advertising.

2. Barca or "until I caught" Because it has girlfriend and at first refused to leave me. According to him, only omitted information. Because after the car stopped I did and I apologized to follow her friends as well as before.
The problem? That tells me that comes to work closely with me to get together ...
Analysis: If I were his girlfriend, I'll shoot .

3. The Bipolar or Multiple Personality: Because one day he loved it and the other does not exist. Even days you want to join me and the odd forgets he wanted. Because of the tremendous weapon of all scenarios, which better than the last, and I embarked upon with the old gallantry.
The problem? , which do not, because the day playing the scene, Go luggage because it is bipolar!
Analysis: If I won the Kino , gave him a complete therapy with a psychiatrist .

4. or The Cake "will not win anyone" because he likes but not released. Because it sends messages with a friend and probably end up dating a friend before him . And when it approaches, rather than being gallant knight pulled over because he thought it well is.
The problem? In all we like the guys who created the story, but do not want to tell us a "I could improve your poor existence."
Analysis: Strict: it is hopeless.

5. The Paste: you left With nearly 4 years but refuses to forget . That speaks to you to demand that you tell him he has been in your life without him and if you say you're super good, you feel offended, but still want to date you again. When you say that never worked because he is too fome and uninteresting, offending again and again invites you .
The problem? no way to get rid of him!
Analysis: I seek another girl, but I would shame that it happened for the same.

6. The Stalker: can not pass without you paste the "scanned." For though you're dressed, you look like you have in front of it a lingerie catalog . And one feels within that catalog nearly modeling.
The problem? I received one last week in the office because the next tenant, and I would die if I have to work with him.
Analysis: Loco try to see! Able I did not win the Kino and yours still is serious!

7. The "I take you to dance but never to the altar" The typical guachón trouser, which you can not say no more on top and that is so, so entertaining, that you almost wonder if you will not be very fome. But I never want to name the relationship, always gives a withering attack colon when you invite to your house and when you call yours, the "mother" even your name sounds.
The problem? Never be anything seriously ... and you know , more over you will die of envy when you know that if you asked another courtship.
Analysis: must copy the technique: to have fun and then "guachomino bye."

8. Mamon: Because is hairy for a while, but he keeps asking the mother if he can stay to sleep outside. Which takes you to your house, not to introduce to the family but for the mother let the FBI costume, you ask about all your intentions with the "cherub" and in passing, make comments like " you can not dress like that if you go out with my son. "
The problem? never ask you courtship until the "holy mother permits.
Analysis: Another case lost "he who sleeps with children ..."

* If you are guachomina and see one of these, stay away running as much as you give your legs. And if you have another category to that lucky, I have not known: tell me!
* If you are a guachón feels identified in any of these categories, stay away please, if I know I have a magnet for this ... but a lot!

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Plant Me to Hell

Killed plant office.
Well now ... the four plants we had.
not really like has pulled the 7 th floor , neither got into the tub to slash by surprise as psychosis.
As Dad said: "Only let him die" .

And I had to confess to mother, who is the lover of plants that have become my living in a jungle. And when I told her, looked at me hate as I explained at the speed of light admitted fault, it was a bad mother plant , only I remember when I feed the dog barks and plants not bark! That everything had gone with my trip to Mendoza , because before I had a routine to add water, but as there did anything but water, had forgotten that several days ago ... ...

And finally I had all the blame because the plant that was dead, was the father office.

"And what has that to do?!" I asked she, like San Pedro Plant and would throw a kick of green sky .

"That dad smokes a lot then the plant could not breathe, poor asthma was up I think. In addition, he is very stressed out and receiving pure poor little bad vibes daily. So, not die just because I threw my water! ".
And as I had to laugh my explanation, Mom forgave me.

But I fear that the plants come to throw me the legs at night!

So I have them in the UCI by applying water droplets with cotton-like Mama made me and speaking softly.
Because according to the universal defender of those new green beings, must speak and even sing so they are well, which besides being a little silly told him that I take much time.
But with that look of fire of my parent's fault I killer, I had no other from the new cemetery to plant to apologize to them.
Now I sing-that also work alone ...- clear that only reggeaton , So if you average out learned the song, do not see much future to the topic.

Pd: Thanks for all the greetings wishing me luck! I was good at all so I'm more happy than a partridge , except for my multiple murder, of course ...

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my campaign and I

( who does not know what my personal campaign famous, read here )
( not be lazy, if good and membership is free ! )

In the afternoon came happy life put in a great taco by Andrés Bello. But as I'm in my tone of the campaign good attitudes towards , I put the whole pig- radio with the windows up, obviously, never so flaite- and tuned the first dial that we have reached that relic , which does not even have a viewfinder, so if you find a radio as posh- and congratulations! To my surprise they were giving a special Chayanne ( is my guilty pleasure, ok? ) and gave just a few of my favorite songs: "♪ But do not worry about me ... god have mercy on you ♪. "

And right on the part of " ♪ when falling the sky and make a wish to full moon ... ♪ ", at which time he was pretending a microphone with my cell phone and I was obsession the Puerto Rican guachomino same , screeching brakes feel scandalous to me, followed by many piiii piiii (note the horn) and of course, as usual: it was all my fault!
Because since I decided to be a good addition conductive a lady full of kindness , I let a nice car for as red car pulled me over , was clearly that he wanted to change track. Then I made woman goodness, rather than touch the horn and shouting ugly things, I left a space to tuck the tip -car, obviously, and as zero moving traffic, was sandwiched between the two tracks. And there hear the screeching of a car not so pretty but blue who came after him, he started Pitear Pitear and because the red nice car would not let him pass.

"Aha! This is my chance! " - so I told the driver looked enraged until I made eye contact and when I did, I waved my hand and sent him a kiss. (Not a sexy kiss, if it was a little old driver, so it was as tender)
And the old man was half plop at first, then I noticed a twinkle in his eye that gave me as a cute and I Tupi so I kept driving because just cleared a little traffic. A few feet later I see that beckons me to lower the glass and I answer in the same language I can not, while I grab my phone to call Dad to come and defend me if it gets ugly.

Short Story: I have the mail and I knew old man named Stephen, more over packed instructed me that that mail was also used to msn, so I add no more.
And it gives me a lot of things because, in truth, is as if my grandfather knew the msn take-it-and obviously not after would like to chat with a friend of my grandfather , or more above morbid. So while I'm writing a post tender where grandparents come about holding hands and wishing to find an old lady soon ...

Pd: If I am! But solemn week of testing ... back, eh?
Hello everyone!

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