A friend asked me how my search guachón ideal. I told him bad, because I have had to meet each "patio" , I'm seriously thinking about going a hill to meditate and be like Buddha .
still do not believe me? Look with what kind of guachones we guachominas the poor daily:
1. The "image is everything": When we met was to stop "I'm polite, without rolls and bohemian . Features which are the minimum that one expects from a thirty-something guy with work and living alone.
The problem? That three features only the last was true . What's gallant was removed after the second ... appointment? In the following the subject was "unrecognizable" .
Analysis: should complain to Sernac for misleading advertising.
2. Barca or "until I caught" Because it has girlfriend and at first refused to leave me. According to him, only omitted information. Because after the car stopped I did and I apologized to follow her friends as well as before.
The problem? That tells me that comes to work closely with me to get together ...
Analysis: If I were his girlfriend, I'll shoot .
3. The Bipolar or Multiple Personality: Because one day he loved it and the other does not exist. Even days you want to join me and the odd forgets he wanted. Because of the tremendous weapon of all scenarios, which better than the last, and I embarked upon with the old gallantry.
The problem? , which do not, because the day playing the scene, Go luggage because it is bipolar!
Analysis: If I won the Kino , gave him a complete therapy with a psychiatrist .
4. or The Cake "will not win anyone" because he likes but not released. Because it sends messages with a friend and probably end up dating a friend before him . And when it approaches, rather than being gallant knight pulled over because he thought it well is.
The problem? In all we like the guys who created the story, but do not want to tell us a "I could improve your poor existence."
Analysis: Strict: it is hopeless.
5. The Paste: you left With nearly 4 years but refuses to forget . That speaks to you to demand that you tell him he has been in your life without him and if you say you're super good, you feel offended, but still want to date you again. When you say that never worked because he is too fome and uninteresting, offending again and again invites you .
The problem? no way to get rid of him!
Analysis: I seek another girl, but I would shame that it happened for the same.
6. The Stalker: can not pass without you paste the "scanned." For though you're dressed, you look like you have in front of it a lingerie catalog . And one feels within that catalog nearly modeling.
The problem? I received one last week in the office because the next tenant, and I would die if I have to work with him.
Analysis: Loco try to see! Able I did not win the Kino and yours still is serious!
7. The "I take you to dance but never to the altar" The typical guachón trouser, which you can not say no more on top and that is so, so entertaining, that you almost wonder if you will not be very fome. But I never want to name the relationship, always gives a withering attack colon when you invite to your house and when you call yours, the "mother" even your name sounds.
The problem? Never be anything seriously ... and you know , more over you will die of envy when you know that if you asked another courtship.
Analysis: must copy the technique: to have fun and then "guachomino bye."
8. Mamon: Because is hairy for a while, but he keeps asking the mother if he can stay to sleep outside. Which takes you to your house, not to introduce to the family but for the mother let the FBI costume, you ask about all your intentions with the "cherub" and in passing, make comments like " you can not dress like that if you go out with my son. "
The problem? never ask you courtship until the "holy mother permits.
Analysis: Another case lost "he who sleeps with children ..."
* If you are guachomina and see one of these, stay away running as much as you give your legs. And if you have another category to that lucky, I have not known: tell me!
* If you are a guachón feels identified in any of these categories, stay away please, if I know I have a magnet for this ... but a lot!
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